In a recent column for Slate entitled "Now That You’ve Left," the insightful ex-wife and writer Scaachi Koul explores the complexities surrounding breakups, both public and private. This month’s edition highlights the recent split between pop superstar Katy Perry and actor Orlando Bloom, bringing to light the personal and public dynamics that often complicate such high-profile relationships.

The news regarding Perry and Bloom's breakup, which had been circulating in tabloids, became particularly notable given its timing. Reports suggest the couple’s engagement came to an end amid various reasons, with sources indicating that Perry was feeling anxious about the reception of her latest album, "143," while Bloom was reportedly embarrassed by her recent trip to space. This breakup comes as Perry continues her Australian tour, known as the "Lifetimes" tour, where she has been sharing upbeat posts about her adventures with local wildlife, rather than addressing her romantic status.

Bloom, on the other hand, has been seen mingling at a lavish wedding hosted by billionaire Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sanchez in Venice, further highlighting the contrasting narratives surrounding their separation. The situation evokes a poignant reflection on public perceptions of breakups, with Koul amusingly noting that if she had a nickel for every time one of Perry's significant others called it quits during a tour, she would have two nickels. While it may not seem like much, it certainly underscores the pattern and the pressures that come with being in a spotlighted relationship.

As Koul shares her personal connection to Orlando Bloom, recalling her childhood crush that began with his role in "The Lord of the Rings," she provides a humorous yet critical lens to the unfolding drama. She outlines how much the narrative has shifted, with Bloom being framed as the reasonable party in their breakup, which she finds puzzling considering his recent projects and general public perception. Koul humorously critiques Bloom's role in the relationship and highlights Perry’s undeniable work ethic as she continues her extensive tour schedule.

The discussion further delves into the public’s often skewed perspectives on celebrity breakups, particularly around the tendency to place blame on women. Koul points out that even amid Perry’s professional struggles and personal challenges, the blame is frequently shifted onto her, a trend that has long been observed in the media's portrayal of female artists. The conversation takes a satirical turn as Koul questions what it means for Orlando Bloom to be perceived as the "victor" in this scenario when his recent professional endeavors seem to pale in comparison to Perry's ongoing dedication to her music career.

As both celebrities navigate their breakup, they are not only dealing with the intricacies of their personal lives but also with the expectations and scrutiny from the public. The complexities of co-parenting their daughter and social obligations intertwine as they find themselves entangled with mutual friends and acquaintances. Koul concludes by emphasizing Perry’s resilience and potential for future success, noting her impressive net worth compared to Bloom’s, and cheekily asserting that both Perry and she could undoubtedly find someone better than their past relationships.