New Members Added: 101/1000 Skip to content Try Ads-Free Fark It's Not News, It's Fark How To FarkLog In | Sign Up » Forgot password? Turn on javascript (or enable it for Fark) for a better user experience. If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page. Discussion Entertainment Since taking pot shots at each other's troops hasn't solved the problem, India starts test firing missiles while Pakistan reminds them that all Pakistani nukes are aimed exclusively at India. Maybe this will help things (theguardian.com) More: News, Pakistan, India, 2008 Mumbai attacks, Kargil War, Earth, Indian Armed Forces, Bill Clinton, Kashmir 474 clicks;posted toMain »on 27 Apr 2025 at9:30 PM(1 hour ago) | Favorite | Watch | share: Copy Link 54 Comments Enable JavaScript for Fark in order to vote for entries. Log in (at the top of the page) to enable voting. View Voting Results:SmartestandFunniest | Show all JustinCase (9) Funniest (1) Funniest Klippoklondike (29) Funniest Joe Biden ought to tweet "this never would have happened on my watch!" Hunter Biden's Laptop (9) Funniest 35 minutes ago Can someone please explain to me why these two groups hate each other and also why is the answer to that question almost always, "the British?" (0) Funniest 33 minutes ago But Donald Trump.will help (5) Funniest 31 minutes ago Hunter Biden's Laptop: Can someone please explain to me why these two groups hate each other and also why is the answer to that question almost always, "the British?" Well you see, when a man and another man hate each other very much sometimes things go boom like dynamite. PHANTOM STRANGER (16) Funniest 31 minutes ago Hunter Biden's Laptop: Can someone please explain to me why these two groups hate each other and also why is the answer to that question almost always, "the British?" Hindus and Muslims have a long history of killing each other, both countries have brutally oppressed the others ethnic majorities, the border between both countries has never really been a settled affair since it's creation. (10) Funniest 35 minutes ago Hunter Biden's Laptop: Can someone please explain to me why these two groups hate each other and also why is the answer to that question almost always, "the British?" I wouldn't blame the Brits on this one. They caused some serious issues in the middle east creating nations designed to have conflicting internal groups. For the Indian subcontinent they created three countries - an almost completely Islamic Pakistan and Bangladesh and the larger nation of India which was mostly Hindu but with significant Islamic populations. The fight right now is over territory and resources, so they have caught up to the level of stupid that we expect from western nations. Chief Superintendent Lookout (9) Funniest 35 minutes ago PHANTOM STRANGER: Hunter Biden's Laptop: Can someone please explain to me why these two groups hate each other and also why is the answer to that question almost always, "the British?" Hindus and Muslims have a long history of killing each other, both countries have brutally oppressed the others ethnic majorities, the border between both countries has never really been a settled affair since it's creation. And also because of the British. (0) Funniest 33 minutes ago Hunter Biden's Laptop: Can someone please explain to me why these two groups hate each other and also why is the answer to that question almost always, "the British?" By the way did anyone mention the British? (8) Funniest 33 minutes ago PHANTOM STRANGER: Hunter Biden's Laptop: Can someone please explain to me why these two groups hate each other and also why is the answer to that question almost always, "the British?" Hindus and Muslims have a long history of killing each other, both countries have brutally oppressed the others ethnic majorities, the border between both countries has never really been a settled affair since it's creation. Gandhi himself tried to tell people, when they first separated from Britain, they should do so as a single nation, not two separate ones. Otherwise, they were very likely to someday go to war. The government people didn't listen to Gandhi. whither_apophis (2) Funniest 31 minutes ago Chief Superintendent Lookout: PHANTOM STRANGER: Hunter Biden's Laptop: Can someone please explain to me why these two groups hate each other and also why is the answer to that question almost always, "the British?" Hindus and Muslims have a long history of killing each other, both countries have brutally oppressed the others ethnic majorities, the border between both countries has never really been a settled affair since it's creation. And also because of the British. How Different Countries Teach History (2) Funniest 34 minutes ago The End of the World AAAAAH! MOTHERLAND! Circusdog320 (7) Funniest 34 minutes ago puffy999: But Donald Trump.will help It'll be a good distraction when the store shelves are empty next month the voice of raisin (6) Funniest 33 minutes ago Hunter Biden's Laptop: Can someone please explain to me why these two groups hate each other and also why is the answer to that question almost always, "the British?" they didn't like each other long before the British showed up. it's another in a line of religious "competitions" going back 1000s of years. Much like the USSR did in Eastern Europe, the British only asserted authority over both groups equally and made them both hate the British more than each other for a short while. The whole India vs Pakistan problem is routed in Hindus vs Muslims. The more devout they are the more exclusionary, militant, and excitable they become. fragMasterFlash (5) Funniest 32 minutes ago You would freak out very badly if you knew exactly how deeply the US is involved in control of the Pakistani nukes. To put it nicely, they can command a nuclear attack but it cannot happen unless the US agrees to let it happen. Such arrangements are tenable with sane leadership in the Whitehouse, with Trump 47 its just another shiatshow simmering along in the doomsday slow cooker. Sleep tight! New Rising Sun (0) Funniest 31 minutes ago whither_apophis: Chief Superintendent Lookout: PHANTOM STRANGER: Hunter Biden's Laptop: Can someone please explain to me why these two groups hate each other and also why is the answer to that question almost always, "the British?" Hindus and Muslims have a long history of killing each other, both countries have brutally oppressed the others ethnic majorities, the border between both countries has never really been a settled affair since it's creation. And also because of the British. [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/vQvhQZ9N9Ko] ltdanman44 (0) Funniest 31 minutes ago Professor Horatio Hufnagel (2) Funniest 31 minutes ago iron_city_ap (0) Funniest 34 minutes ago Give Trump 24 Hours, a 10 am Tee Time, 13 hamburders, 4 porn stars willing to work as hookers, and Ivanka.... Things will happen. 1,000,000 % golden promise. Not that anything productive will happen, but things will LurkerSupreme (4) Funniest 32 minutes ago MrHormel: Calm down? bluorangefyre (0) Funniest 31 minutes ago So if all of Pakistan's are aimed at India, as the headline points out, this means not all of India's are aimed at Pakistan. Where else would they aim them? Jesterling (0) Funniest 34 minutes ago Family Guy - India Provoking Pakistan the voice of raisin (2) Funniest 34 minutes ago PHANTOM STRANGER: Hunter Biden's Laptop: Can someone please explain to me why these two groups hate each other and also why is the answer to that question almost always, "the British?" Hindus and Muslims have a long history of killing each other, both countries have brutally oppressed the others ethnic majorities, the border between both countries has never really been a settled affair since it's creation. the border is just a political manifestation of their religious differences. prior to the British, they mixed or separated as their local beliefs allowed or by whomever was their local leader. they really sad part is that if you get past the religious differences, they (and the Siks) have a lot of shared cultural history and are really not that far apart as societies. Modi is the Indian Bibi (0) Funniest 31 minutes ago Good thing nuclear weapons don't actually exist. The visitors took them away from humans in the 2950's fragMasterFlash (0) Funniest 31 minutes ago Danger Island - 1968 (0) Funniest 35 minutes ago LurkerSupreme: MrHormel: Calm down? [Fark user image image 220x124] Remember the Alamo? pastramithemosterotic (0) Funniest 35 minutes ago The formative events of WWIII Ukraine/russia Gaza/israel Add India/pakistan MythDragon (1) Funniest 33 minutes ago MrHormel: Hunter Biden's Laptop: Can someone please explain to me why these two groups hate each other and also why is the answer to that question almost always, "the British?" Well you see, when a man and another man hate each other very much sometimes things go boom like dynamite. Also when a man and another man love each other, things also explode like dynamite. wildcardjack (0) Funniest 33 minutes ago PHANTOM STRANGER (6) Funniest 31 minutes ago bluorangefyre: So if all of Pakistan's are aimed at India, as the headline points out, this means not all of India's are aimed at Pakistan. Where else would they aim them? They had a border war with China that nobody in the US has heard about. Probably there. (0) Funniest 35 minutes ago bluorangefyre: So if all of Pakistan's are aimed at India, as the headline points out, this means not all of India's are aimed at Pakistan. Where else would they aim them? Schenectady (1) Funniest 33 minutes ago At least nuclear winter should help balance out that whole global warming thing, right? /And the problem was taken care of ///But what ab-Forever!!!! ;) (1) Funniest 32 minutes ago Hunter Biden's Laptop: Can someone please explain to me why these two groups hate each other and also why is the answer to that question almost always, "the British?" That's always the answer to why groups of people hate each other. (1) Funniest 32 minutes ago bluorangefyre: So if all of Pakistan's are aimed at India, as the headline points out, this means not all of India's are aimed at Pakistan. Where else would they aim them? wildcardjack (2) Funniest less than a minute ago borg: Good thing nuclear weapons don't actually exist. The visitors took them away from humans in the 2950's I'm not sure we made it that far yet. (0) Funniest less than a minute ago bluorangefyre: So if all of Pakistan's are aimed at India, as the headline points out, this means not all of India's are aimed at Pakistan. Where else would they aim them? (1) Funniest less than a minute ago I hate to be all "we did it first" but y'all need to cut this shiat out. Like yesterday. Nobody wins in a nuke fight. Everybody loses. The Bunyip (1) Funniest less than a minute ago Since America doesn't import anything from India, none of this should matter to us, right? / am I doing it right, MAGAts? (0) Funniest less than a minute ago stuartp9: Hunter Biden's Laptop: Can someone please explain to me why these two groups hate each other and also why is the answer to that question almost always, "the British?" That's always the answer to why groups of people hate each other. Nah, groups of people have been hating each other for way longer than religion has been around. (1) Funniest less than a minute ago (0) Funniest less than a minute ago MythDragon: MrHormel: Hunter Biden's Laptop: Can someone please explain to me why these two groups hate each other and also why is the answer to that question almost always, "the British?" Well you see, when a man and another man hate each other very much sometimes things go boom like dynamite. Also when a man and another man love each other, things also explode like dynamite. Walked right into that one ace in your face (4) Funniest less than a minute ago 20 years ago, in Poli sci 400, my professor said he believed the next nuclear war would be between Pakistan and India. Years passed, things changed, I figured his prediction was wrong. But here we are and he might just end up being right after all. /My 20 page paper in that class was about how my hope was with the newly elected Mammoud Abbas, things between Israel and Palestine might get better. I've been proven decidedly wrong. Polish Hussar (0) Funniest less than a minute ago At least they haven't challenged each other to a cricket test match yet. I'll really be worried if that happens. baron von doodle (0) Funniest less than a minute ago Sim Tree: PHANTOM STRANGER: Hunter Biden's Laptop: Can someone please explain to me why these two groups hate each other and also why is the answer to that question almost always, "the British?" Hindus and Muslims have a long history of killing each other, both countries have brutally oppressed the others ethnic majorities, the border between both countries has never really been a settled affair since it's creation. Gandhi himself tried to tell people, when they first separated from Britain, they should do so as a single nation, not two separate ones. Otherwise, they were very likely to someday go to war. The government people didn't listen to Gandhi. They would have if he had nukes. BigNumber12 (0) Funniest less than a minute ago fragMasterFlash: You would freak out very badly if you knew exactly how deeply the US is involved in control of the Pakistani nukes. To put it nicely, they can command a nuclear attack but it cannot happen unless the US agrees to let it happen. Where on earth did you get this? (0) Funniest less than a minute ago It's all Mother Theresa's fault -Christopher Hitchens CheatCommando (0) Funniest less than a minute ago Hunter Biden's Laptop: Can someone please explain to me why these two groups hate each other and also why is the answer to that question almost always, "the British?" In this case, I think religion has something to do with it as well. Then again, that is also true of the other area you are alluding to. (0) Funniest less than a minute ago MrHormel: Hunter Biden's Laptop: Can someone please explain to me why these two groups hate each other and also why is the answer to that question almost always, "the British?" By the way did anyone mention the British? We wish to apologize, and to assure you that the people who mentioned the British have been sacked. gameshowhost (0) Funniest less than a minute ago Hunter Biden's Laptop: Can someone please explain to me why these two groups hate each other and also why is the answer to that question almost always, "the British?" The only stupid people on earth are in the United States, so it's a mystery. Displayed 50 of 54 comments | Show all Enable JavaScript for Fark in order to vote for entries. Log in (at the top of the page) to enable voting. View Voting Results:SmartestandFunniest Redisplay/refresh comments If you're having problems voting, quoting, or posting comments, try disabling any browser add-ons that might disable Javascript (NoScript, AdBlock, etc).See our FAQ. Forgot password? Create an account to make comments Remember me If you can see this, something's wrong with your browser's CSS support. (Or you're a spambot.) 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