New Members Added: 108/1000 Skip to content Try Ads-Free Fark It's Not News, It's Fark How To FarkLog In | Sign Up » Forgot password? Turn on javascript (or enable it for Fark) for a better user experience. If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page. Discussion Entertainment Papal conclave set to begin May 7 as Sistine Chapel is closed to the public. Smoke 'em if you got 'em (possible nsfw content on page) (nbcnews.com) More: News, Pope, Sistine Chapel, Pope Julius II, United States, Pope Sixtus IV, Holy Spirit, Catholic Church, Rome 274 clicks;posted toMain »on 28 Apr 2025 at9:26 AM(2 hours ago) | Favorite | Watch | share: Copy Link 52 Comments Enable JavaScript for Fark in order to vote for entries. Log in (at the top of the page) to enable voting. View Voting Results:SmartestandFunniest | Show all Hunter Biden's Laptop (0) Funniest 2 hours ago How is The Church supposed to function for two weeks without a pope? This is madness! Angry Drunk Bureaucrat (1) Funniest 2 hours ago Hunter Biden's Laptop: How is The Church supposed to function for two weeks without a pope? This is madness! Two weeks? In 1268 they had a sede vacante of 34 months. Hunter Biden's Laptop (0) Funniest 2 hours ago Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Hunter Biden's Laptop: How is The Church supposed to function for two weeks without a pope? This is madness! Two weeks? In 1268 they had a sede vacante of 34 months. Ouch. Aren't you supposed to see a doctor after four hours? Angry Drunk Bureaucrat (2) Funniest 2 hours ago Hunter Biden's Laptop: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Hunter Biden's Laptop: How is The Church supposed to function for two weeks without a pope? This is madness! Two weeks? In 1268 they had a sede vacante of 34 months. Ouch. Aren't you supposed to see a doctor after four hours? It was 1268. I think they were happy it wasn't the Plague. (6) Funniest CONCLAVE - Official Trailer [HD] - Only In Theaters October 25 An excellent film iron_city_ap (0) Funniest alechemist (0) Funniest Hunter Biden's Laptop: How is The Church supposed to function for two weeks without a pope? This is madness! I mean they appointed Kevin as interm pope doctorguilty (1) Funniest Gollie: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/JX9jasdi3ic] An excellent film Agreed, surprisingly good. (1) Funniest Hunter Biden's Laptop: How is The Church supposed to function for two weeks without a pope? This is madness! Madness? At one time, 'The Church' had two Popes, each excommunicating each other. New Rising Sun (1) Funniest (0) Funniest WhiskeySticks (0) Funniest One of the challenges for the prospective popes, undress and dress a boy in under 30 seconds. (1) Funniest Gollie: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/JX9jasdi3ic] An excellent film My other two favorite pope death films: The Shoes of the Fisherman (and the book is excellent, too). The Pope Must Die (released in the US as The Pope Must Diet). Anything that stars Robbie Coltrane, Herberth Lom (Inspector Dryfus from the Pink Panther movies) and Paul Bartel has to be good. (0) Funniest The Conclave fandom can only get so hard. (0) Funniest I'm too tired, I read that as paypal, and I thought "man business meetings have gotten weird" Madman drummers bummers (0) Funniest Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Hunter Biden's Laptop: How is The Church supposed to function for two weeks without a pope? This is madness! Two weeks? In 1268 they had a sede vacante of 34 months. Damn, even the length of the year increased by nearly a factor of three. (0) Funniest Cythraul: Hunter Biden's Laptop: How is The Church supposed to function for two weeks without a pope? This is madness! Madness? At one time, 'The Church' had two Popes, each excommunicating each other. So they held another conclave to resolve the issue, but ended up with three Popes instead. grimlock1972 (0) Funniest " "Now Coy, you be at the secret conclave tonight, you hear me? And Coy, keep it a secret! Huh!"Well, it was a secret meeting in the dead of the night With mysterious sanctimony In accordance with prescribed Rituals of time honored ceremony Matters of grave concern Were weighed with dedicated caution Like whether or not to raise at stud Or draw or spit in the ocean" Hunter Biden's Laptop (1) Funniest Mouser: Cythraul: Hunter Biden's Laptop: How is The Church supposed to function for two weeks without a pope? This is madness! Madness? At one time, 'The Church' had two Popes, each excommunicating each other. So they held another conclave to resolve the issue, but ended up with three Popes instead. [Fark user image 500x283] See also: programming languages. (1) Funniest I wonder who the next Pope will be. This will be an interesting story to follow as there is no clear candidate for the papacy here. (0) Funniest The new pope in "Eurotrip " CakeandBeer (0) Funniest I hope someone with a drone flies over the vatican releasing rainbow smoke. (0) Funniest How to Become Pope (1) Funniest Decisions will be made in a vape-filled room. Pointy Tail of Satan (0) Funniest doctorguilty: Gollie: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/JX9jasdi3ic] An excellent film Agreed, surprisingly good. The movie was wrong though. "Secret" cardinals can't vote. No Line For Beer (1) Funniest rnatalie: Gollie: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/JX9jasdi3ic] An excellent film My other two favorite pope death films: The Shoes of the Fisherman (and the book is excellent, too). The Pope Must Die (released in the US as The Pope Must Diet). Anything that stars Robbie Coltrane, Herberth Lom (Inspector Dryfus from the Pink Panther movies) and Paul Bartel has to be good. It was released in theaters in the US with the original title. They changed it for the VHS release. (I think that was a Walmart stipulation.) (1) Funniest Pointy Tail of Satan: doctorguilty: Gollie: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/JX9jasdi3ic] An excellent film Agreed, surprisingly good. The movie was wrong though. "Secret" cardinals can't vote. He became unsecret. He had a letter and everything! Another Government Employee (1) Funniest I wonder how many votes Dark Money has bought/ (1) Funniest I see they are already betting on who will be the new Pope (0) Funniest No Line For Beer (1) Funniest Alright, I call this meeting of the Silly Hat Club to order. I need all the people who wear red hats to submit a name. Whoever gets the most votes gets to wear the silly white hat. Then the man in the silly white hat will then tell go around and tell everyone to be nice to each other until he dies. Any questions? No, only men can wear the silly white hat. No, no one will actually be nice to each other. Yes, you get a free car, but you're not allowed to drive it. Alright, if there are no further questions, we'll start by adding chemicals to the fire so people outside will know that we haven't picked a Silly Hat Guy yet. headslacker (1) Funniest Satan is the best thing they ever did. I'll take knowledge over a pope any day. Hail Satan the light of knowledge the Joy of true love. Suck it Jesus... (1) Funniest headslacker: Satan is the best thing they ever did. I'll take knowledge over a pope any day. Hail Satan the light of knowledge the Joy of true love. Suck it Jesus... "The Prince of Darkness grim, We tremble not for him; His rage we can endure, For lo! his doom is sure, One little Word shall fell him." Granted, that was from Martin Luther, so YMMV on Catholic affairs. Maynard G. Muskievote (0) Funniest headslacker: Satan is the best thing they ever did. I'll take knowledge over a pope any day. Hail Satan the light of knowledge the Joy of true love. Suck it Jesus... O Father O Satan O Sun (There is some exceedingly cool musical shiat happening in that tune.) (0) Funniest Cythraul: Hunter Biden's Laptop: How is The Church supposed to function for two weeks without a pope? This is madness! Madness? At one time, 'The Church' had two Popes, each excommunicating each other. Well we still recognise the legitimate papacy of Clement III in this house, mister! /Gregory VII? Pffffttt. Reverend J (1) Funniest kabloink: I see they are already betting on who will be the new Pope [Fark user image image 580x496] Come on Pope Pizzaballa! I've yet to be able to say that name without putting my thumb to my index and middle finger and shaking my hand. I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account (1) Funniest indylaw: Pointy Tail of Satan: doctorguilty: Gollie: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/JX9jasdi3ic] An excellent film Agreed, surprisingly good. The movie was wrong though. "Secret" cardinals can't vote. He became unsecret. He had a letter and everything! And they explicitly said that the previous pope had revised the rules just before he died so the letter would count as announcing a cardinal. (1) Funniest Slocumb if you got them. (1) Funniest Mouser: headslacker: Satan is the best thing they ever did. I'll take knowledge over a pope any day. Hail Satan the light of knowledge the Joy of true love. Suck it Jesus... "The Prince of Darkness grim, We tremble not for him; His rage we can endure, For lo! his doom is sure, One little Word shall fell him." Granted, that was from Martin Luther, so YMMV on Catholic affairs. Martin Luther, my favorite law student who promised he'd become a priest if some saint saved him from a thunderstorm he got caught out in, and then when he survived he decided "well, fark." Greg Tolan (0) Funniest Hunter Biden's Laptop: How is The Church supposed to function for two weeks without a pope? This is madness! But I need to know if I'm supposed to be mean to gays NOW. FlashHarry (1) Funniest Ugh, so sick of getting these texts already! punkwrestler (0) Funniest 34 minutes ago WhiskeySticks: One of the challenges for the prospective popes, undress and dress a boy in under 30 seconds. They really need to add some events from Squid Games and Televise it to only Catholic Households, that will get membership up. punkwrestler (0) Funniest 38 minutes ago rnatalie: Gollie: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/JX9jasdi3ic] An excellent film My other two favorite pope death films: The Shoes of the Fisherman (and the book is excellent, too). The Pope Must Die (released in the US as The Pope Must Diet). Anything that stars Robbie Coltrane, Herberth Lom (Inspector Dryfus from the Pink Panther movies) and Paul Bartel has to be good. Yup and of course there was Godfather 3, which explained the mob-church connections and the 2 Popes, which seemed like a Pope buddy film. iamskibibitz (1) Funniest 36 minutes ago kabloink: I see they are already betting on who will be the new Pope [Fark user image 580x496] It's the Papal Conclave™ ... brought to you by DraftKings. punkwrestler (0) Funniest 34 minutes ago kdawg7736: I wonder who the next Pope will be. This will be an interesting story to follow as there is no clear candidate for the papacy here. They have like 4-6 favorites, but Francis was like 15th and there is the old Italian saying "you go into the Conclave a Pope, you come out a Cardinal. There is a priest in the Vatican that would keep everything in stasis From Frankie, the African ones seem to be OK with pushing the human Rights agenda(except for queer people), about the only one that seems to be for accepting gay people and others more is the one from the Philippines, hopefully he gets it. punkwrestler (0) Funniest 32 minutes ago Pointy Tail of Satan: doctorguilty: Gollie: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/JX9jasdi3ic] An excellent film Agreed, surprisingly good. The movie was wrong though. "Secret" cardinals can't vote. He was a cardinal though and have the letters from Frankie to prove it, but given where he was stationed in Kabul, it would have been deadly for him to have been an openly Catholic person. punkwrestler (0) Funniest 33 minutes ago Reverend J: kabloink: I see they are already betting on who will be the new Pope [Fark user image image 580x496] Come on Pope Pizzaballa! I've yet to be able to say that name without putting my thumb to my index and middle finger and shaking my hand. He could take the name Pies and open up Pizza Shops around the world using the wafers for the bread! He could call it Pope Pizza Pies. punkwrestler (0) Funniest less than a minute ago indylaw: Mouser: headslacker: Satan is the best thing they ever did. I'll take knowledge over a pope any day. Hail Satan the light of knowledge the Joy of true love. Suck it Jesus... "The Prince of Darkness grim, We tremble not for him; His rage we can endure, For lo! his doom is sure, One little Word shall fell him." Granted, that was from Martin Luther, so YMMV on Catholic affairs. Martin Luther, my favorite law student who promised he'd become a priest if some saint saved him from a thunderstorm he got caught out in, and then when he survived he decided "well, fark." Yup and then he lead the Civil Rights Movement in America! punkwrestler (0) Funniest 1 minute ago Greg Tolan: Hunter Biden's Laptop: How is The Church supposed to function for two weeks without a pope? This is madness! But I need to know if I'm supposed to be mean to gays NOW. Depends on who gets in, if it's anyone but the Filipino, Luis Antonio Gokim Tagle, then yes, doubly so for the Aftican ones. punkwrestler (0) Funniest less than a minute ago iamskibibitz: kabloink: I see they are already betting on who will be the new Pope [Fark user image 580x496] It's the Papal Conclave™ ... brought to you by DraftKings. Yes and the bookies are really happy! Displayed 50 of 52 comments | Show all Enable JavaScript for Fark in order to vote for entries. Log in (at the top of the page) to enable voting. 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